Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Mel...you are NOT the Father (cues screaming woman)



So get this ISH...

Mel Gibson is demanding a DNA test to proves he's the father of Model/Singer Oksana Grigorieva's baby.

Mel's taking caution with this because this new baby, which if it is his, will be an heir to Mel's BILLION DOLLAR fortune!

Now, what possesed Mel to RANDOMLY bring this up you ask....?

HIS FAMILY!

Basically Mel's family, 7 kids & an EX-wife, said that Oksana is a GOLD DIGGER, so they are trying to protect him.

Hmmmm....this NEW relationship isn't starting out well, I say they take it to MAURY!



here's how the show would go:

MAURY: Mel, you ARE the Father.

OKSANA: &^%* I TOLD YO ASS, %^&* YOU, I TOLD YO ASS!

MEL: (Runs back stage in shame)