It's recently come to my attention that I love summer. You might ask me "Bobby, what are your plans for summer?"
1. Make a tobacco-flavored dessert, and gift it to the 2 yr-old smoking Indonesian baby.
2. Say no to Lady Gaga
3. De-friend Meredith Viera.
4. Remember 1998.
5. Avoid the color Orange.
6. Re-discover Goya all-spice.
7. Experience the concept of Stephanie Meyer and her occult addiction.
8. Learn to appreciate the casual arrogance of Susan Boyle.
9. Take a funky hip-hop kick-boxing class wearing a black dry mesh shirt from Champion, white-piped soccer shorts from Nike, and fitness-wedge shoes from Sketchers.
10. Fight for American Independence.
11. Repeal bujaleuf nouveau.
12. What are you doing this summer?
